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Agar Aapki Gf

agar aapki gf aapka kehna nahi maanti toh... itna dhyaan se mat pado kisi ki nahi maanti iska koi ilaaz nahi hai...!!

              
Vahaan Chalate Samay

vahaan chalate samay saundarye darshan na kare, warna dev darshan ho jayenge.. savdaani hatti, sabji pudi batti...

              
Tu Chhoti Height

short friend : "tu chhoti height walo ki itni bezzati kyu karta hai ?" me : "thoda tez bol, awaaz nahi aa rahi upar tak"

              
Ladka Or Ladki

ladka or ladki ek restaurant gye | waiter : maam, aap kuch lengi | ladki : bhaiya ek sabji wali roti lana | waiter : kya ??| ladka : gaon se aai hai, Pizza maang raha hai |

              
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Bohut Dukhi Tha

santa bohut dukhi tha | banta ne dukh ka kaaran pucha | santa : kuch din pehle mera break up ho gaya | banta : kyo ? kese ? kisse ?| santa : kitabo se, bohut ho gya tha | yaar humare bich kuch understanding hi nhi ban paa rahi thi |

              
Bhaiya Apke Pass

ladki shopkeeper se : bhaiya apke pass valentine day ka card hai jisme yeh likha ho 'tumhi mera pehla pyar ho' | shopkeeper : ha he | ladki : thik hai, esse 20 card de do...|

              
Banta Aeroplane Se

banta aeroplane se jaa raha tha | air hostess ko dekh kar bola..| aapka face meri biwi se milta hai | sun kar air hostess ne usse jor ka thappar mara | banta bola : or aadat bhi |

              
Chintu Or Pintu

chintu or pintu egypt ghumne gye | mummy ko dekh kar chintu bola..| chintu : itni saari patti, pakka accident case lagta hai | pintu : ha, yaar truck ka number bhi likha hai...BC 1732 |

              
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Ek Garib Ko Dene

baccha : papa 10 rupee dena, ek garib ko dene hai | papa : beta, kaha hai wo garib ?| baccha : wo bahar dhup mein ice cream bech raha hai |

              
Yaar Mere Baal

santa : yaar mere baal bohut gir rahe hai | banta : kis bajah se ?| santa : fikr ki bajah se | banta : konsi fikr ?| santa : baal girne ki fikr |

              
Ek Baar Ek Teacher

ek baar ek teacher ne class mein baccho se sawal pucha | teacher : baccho agar tumhari school ke samne ek badmash bom rak kar jaa raha hai toh tum kya karoge | kisi bhi bacche ko koi jawab nhi sujha | aakri bench par teacher ne dekha ki pappu betha muskura raha hai | pappu ko muskurata dekh kar teacher ne pucha : pappu kya tum jawab jaante ho ? pappu : ji sir, par mein bataunga nhi kyoki uske baad aap mujhe maroge | teacher : nhi marunga, tum jawab batao | pappu : master ji pehle toh hum kuch der intezaar karenge ki police aakar uss bom ko refuse kar de or agar police nhi aai toh hum chup chap bom lakar staff room mein rak denge ...!!

              

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